ladiesloveloki:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

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DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
THE LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy
 Iconic lines

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mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

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Anonymous said: Draw a dinosaur crashing a party

bewbin:

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liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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pestobutterfoot-fallen-angel:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

destielkills:

ummm


WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON 

hey! somebody draw this, ok?

pestobutterfoot-fallen-angel:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

destielkills:

ummm

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON 

hey! somebody draw this, ok?

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damnyoure-trippin:

franta is perfect

damnyoure-trippin:

franta is perfect

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hancljob:

abomasnow:

what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you

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scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

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