hi:

hi:

one night my roommate brought home a girl from a party he was at and I was up when they came home eating fruit roll ups and I offered the girl some and she ended up sleeping in my bed with me and now i’m known in my whole residence as the fruit roll up cock block

this is funnier now that everyone knows I’m gay omg

hi:

hi:

one night my roommate brought home a girl from a party he was at and I was up when they came home eating fruit roll ups and I offered the girl some and she ended up sleeping in my bed with me and now i’m known in my whole residence as the fruit roll up cock block

this is funnier now that everyone knows I’m gay omg

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delightfullygrimm:

isrealforus:

Watching my favourite tv series or movie:

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this is the most accurate post I’ve ever seen….bless you

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officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

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throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

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SlingBlade: “If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth.”

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (via heichouwamaid-sama)

The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.

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within-temptation-lover:

Perfection!

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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we are bad news
we are bad news

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