cargopantsman:

callmebliss:

earnest-peer:

coralei:

coralei:

dadsmell:

himejoshikomaeda:

being a dom is only cool if people like you. otherwise it’s super embarrassing. if you’re a sub you can be like “ahhh i wanna get fucked superrr hard >w<” and it’s kind of endearing. if you’re a dom and you say “i want to FUCK someone.. who will be mommys little KITTY today ..” and no one actually wants to have sex with you, you may as well kill yourself. because there’s no coming back from that

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callback to the time I wrote literal pages of lore and worldbuilding, including a universe with a creation story, afterlife metaphysics, and a timeline featuring the rapture, a divine astral plane turf war, and the introduction of gods and magic to the modern mortal world

for a kink scene where I roleplayed as a sexy demon lady

I workshopped my character’s name, voice and personality and wrote an entire universe to hold her. for a scene that lasted about an hour. if that’s not DMing but for sex I don’t know what is

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your honor ive been murdered

Good news: At that level of prep I don’t think it’s improv anymore.

Bad news: turned on by amateur theater

Good news: there are so many of us amateur theater nerds in the world

and now we’re back to being pursued by a bear

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ryangoslingsource:

Ryan Gosling for GQ Magazine by Craig McDean

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milles-morales:

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Barbie (2023) + the internet


bonus:

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thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

Nothing LGBT happened to me this pride month so we have to start it over til we get it right

Reblog to make something LGBT happen to the person you reblogged from during Pride 2

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ilarual:

runcibility:

funnytwittertweets:

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everyone tag your newly discovered genders

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tortol:

dragoncarrion:

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying “where mexico” bc i doubt anyone will know I’m referencing this

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picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

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nsomniacsdream:

littlegraycats:

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this is just objectively funny though

Great joke tho? Who complained?

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oodles-of-boodle:

yeahponcho:

you got games on your phone?

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WOOHOO GAMES!!

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brightlotusmoon:

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I’m so glad I’m high right now I have been laughing my face off

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cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

I don’t think people on this website realize how many young American men get their morality from contemporary stand up comedians.

I think if we got a funny butch dyke on Joe Rogan and had them discuss “what is masculinity” it would solve like 30% of America’s problems.

A well-placed funny tranny could kneecap culture war overnight.

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scenemo-spraycan:

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Hey yeah in the midst of all the hype and the strikes, can we PLEASE fucking talk about this

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flora-a-day:

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Hyunjin & Seungmin & I.N : 탄수 Vlog in Busan

strayklds:

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HAN / LOLLAPALOOZA PARIS (230721)